Saturday 13 February 2016

A rather useful Valentine tip for lesbians

Cut your fingernails tonight!

This is what one lesbian's nails look like. She couldn't be bothered about her left hand. As long as the right one is in shape...

(But then you gotta be aware to end up on the right side of the bed!)

So why am I bothered to write this? She was a day late to cut them off. Not going into details here.. But this reminded me to send out a warning tip so you have a painless, and as lovely as this boring day can get -- Valentines day.



Anyway, cut your fingernails tonight. Especially if it's gonna be your first time making love to her.

Well, cut them at least on your right hand.


Good luck!